Fancy a Broken Future

I'm just a highschool student full of myself.

annabellioncourt:

rectumofglory:

submariet:

ladynero815:

nudityandnerdery:

casteilnovak:

I think we need to clone him for future generations.

Why? I’m pretty sure that when Death comes for him, Christopher Lee will be waiting with a knife, and I’m not betting on Death in that fight.

Are you kidding? Mr. Lee and Death are old drinking buddies.

Christopher Lee just stabs Death and there’s a beat before Death goes “HEEEEYYYY how the hell have you been, you old bastard” and hugs him, the knife still buried in his back.


#christopher lee proceeds to give death a hard time for not making the correct stabbed-in-the-back sound









Christopher Lee for king of everything

annabellioncourt:

rectumofglory:

submariet:

ladynero815:

nudityandnerdery:

casteilnovak:

I think we need to clone him for future generations.

Why? I’m pretty sure that when Death comes for him, Christopher Lee will be waiting with a knife, and I’m not betting on Death in that fight.

Are you kidding? Mr. Lee and Death are old drinking buddies.

Christopher Lee just stabs Death and there’s a beat before Death goes “HEEEEYYYY how the hell have you been, you old bastard” and hugs him, the knife still buried in his back.

Christopher Lee for king of everything

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fartgallery:

i drew the characters of shrek from memory

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lmaoblogger:

"I wonder what I should do today"

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grimelords:

I’m not racist but [throws a dart at a map] lithuanians don’t know shit about [spins a big wheel] creating lasting memories during early childhood?

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the-jing:

Me on Tumblr

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babythc:

thank u ryden

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horror movie opening scene

white girl:

i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.

white boy:

come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.

white girl:

you're just trying to scare me.

white boy:

lmao

they continue walking for a few seconds

*white couple hears noise*

white girl:

babe what that??

white boy:

i'll go investigate

*leaves her alone*

*choking noises*

white girl:

zack!!!

white boy:

ha ha just kidding!

white girl:

asshole!

white boy:

im just playin babe

white girl:

that wasnt funny but ur still cute

*playful kiss*

*things turn sexy*

*hear noise*

white boy:

i'll go investigate

*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*

*maybe a thud*

white girl:

zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!

*she walks and he dead*

white girl:

ahhh!!

*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*

white girl:

ahhh!!!

*white girl runs*

*dead end*

*hides*

*thinks she free n safe*

*guy catches her*

*cuts her*

*she dead*

opening title slashes across screen:

BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D