Fancy a Broken Future

I'm just a highschool student full of myself.

loveofnerdsndonuts:

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ejacutastic:

need a waterproof phone case to put on temporarily for shower texting

“This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”

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In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.

She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”

American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.

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themedusa-cascade:

things that dont make you a rude guest:

  • asking for a drink
  • asking where the toilet is  
  • looking around the house 

things that do make you a rude guest:

  • pissing in the fireplace 

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haanigram:

drhanniballecter:

whisperingmorning:

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you…

MURDER HUSBANDS.

MURDER ! HUSBANDS !!!

haanigram:

drhanniballecter:

whisperingmorning:

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you…

MURDER HUSBANDS.

MURDER ! HUSBANDS !!!

flyinggayflag:

battlingperfection:

elizaschu:

BUT ITS LITTLE FEETSIES
IT HAS FEETFEEEEEET
FUZZY LITTLE SLIPPERED BUNNY FEET

it looks so majestic

IT LOOKS LIKE A POKEMON 

flyinggayflag:

battlingperfection:

elizaschu:

BUT ITS LITTLE FEETSIES

IT HAS FEET
FEEEEEET

FUZZY LITTLE SLIPPERED BUNNY FEET

it looks so majestic

IT LOOKS LIKE A POKEMON 

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kristoffbjorgman:

rapeculturerealities:

leonquwata:

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reblogging here for that tag.  always be wary of people who don’t respect your space.  always.

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no-place-like-london:

remember when the rock was on hannah montana

no-place-like-london:

remember when the rock was on hannah montana

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sassingintothevoid:

Let me explain you a thing:

Supernatural gives us characters who are adorable:

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and charming:image

and also sexy:image

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But it also gives us bad guys who are adorable:

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and charming:

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and also very sexy:

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And then they make them kill each other:

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Over and over again.

So yeah, we’re a little crazy

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ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

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